My suggestion to Mr. Cook is plead not guilty and read Hank Rearden's speech to the court from Atlas Shrugged as your defense. Handing out FIJA (Fully Informed Jury Association) info to people walking into the courthouse before jury selection is a good idea as well! Overgrow the government! Free the BC3!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-WPhkkPkEM