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  • HOW MUCH OF PRICELESS LIFE WERE SPENT---WITH MEN THAT VERY VIRTUE DECKS,---AND WOMEN MODELS OF THEIR SEX. (---19TH CENTURY English Poet, Robert Browning ). Can any idiot be a model ? Sharon Mosley, by quoting a new book by Roshumba Williams, says : “Yes”. But I say : “No, not at all”. Roshumba's book, "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Model" (Penguin, 2007) can never be a total or real guide for a modeling career even for most beautiful girls. If modeling history of the world is any witness, it could be seen that not only a less beautiful, but least beautiful, or even a ‘not-at-all-beautiful’ girl became such a top model that effectively stirred the hearts of millions of men in the world. On the other hand, even most charming and beautiful ladies failed to go any long way in their modeling carriers. Why ? The exact answer lies in their BODY CHEMISTRY. What body chemistry ? I am not talking about their body color, shape or contours, but about their BODY’S BIOCHEMISTRY. James Bassil, editor-in-chief of AskMen.com, while referring to JESSICA ALBA as being the most sought-after girl friend by men in 2006, had rightly advised men not to go into the looks of a girl alone. Mr. Bassil’s advise fitted air tight into an old song, titled “MY GAL IS A HIGH BORN LADY”, written in 1886 by the American song writer, Barney Fagan (1850-1937). In this song, Barney Fagan (then recognized as the world’s greatest male dancer and producer of dancing tableaux and novel groupings ) had written : MY GAL IS A HIGH BORN LADY,---SHE’S BLACK BUT NONE TOO SHADY,--FEATHER’D LIKE A PEACOCK, JUST AS GAY,---SHE IS NOT COLORED, SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY. Whereas color-wise this greatly admired song fits very well onto the facial beauty of many black girls, like JESSICA ALBA, but why such shady girls look too attractive to most men is a matter of chemical research ? Whether a particular girl is ROSHUMBA WILLIAMS, JESSICA ALBA or JESSICA SIMPSON, each of these black girls is having her own special BIOCHEMISTRY, red hot, like the FLOWER CRIMSON. The invisible release of sex steroids ( sex hormones, like OESTRONE, PROGESTERONE, LACTATING HORMONE, FOLLICULAR STIMULATING HORMONE, etc. ) from the body of a girl create such a tremendous attraction for the men that a contemporary American poet, Robert Louis Burgess, was forced to compose this very poem on the sexy girls : GIRLS ARE SO MASSIVE AND COMPLETE,---THE PONDEROUS IMPORTANT FEET---THESE AWE ME SO I HALF-WAY MISS---THE FACT THAT GIRLS ARE MADE TO KISS. A girl becomes a sexy-looking, charming, and men’s heart-throb model only if the quantum of above noted sex hormones are released by her body to the extent that could interact with the neuro-tansmitters of the nearby standing men. This is all a nannotechnology or nannoscience of the nature. A most recent example of such a nannoscience suddenly came before hundreds of shocking viewers of New Delhi, India, on April 15, 2007, when the Holloywood. hero Richard Gere suddenly grappled with the Indian cine star, Miss SHILPA SHETTY ( winner of London’s Big Brother show ), ruthlessly moved her down, and started kissing her incessantly. This was done while both of them were performing a stage show relating to the HIV-prevention modes. There is a tremendous uproar allover India at this very moment because of this unprecedented biochemical incident in full public view. I am sure the body biochemistry of Shilpa Shatty had made Richard Gere uncontrollable. Any future model, in my view, needs to get her hormonal biochemistry profile tested with a trusted clinical biochemist. The results would indicate whether she could be successful or not.
  • (Posted on April 17, 2007, 6:46 am G. S. JOHAR)

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