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Hi, I just needed to rant about my crappy neighbors from California that never **** leave their apartment. These crappy people don't seem to have jobs, or social lives other than with eachother aparently, and their constant attempts to punish me and my partner. I hope they are having fun. These are some of the things they seem to like to do with their time.

1. Anytime we want to shower. And it doesn't matter the time of day... LOW AND BEHOLD, they need to use the **** water too, EVERY **** TIME. Well guess what geniuses? Heat rises. Therefore my apartment being above yours gets dibs on the hot water. Nice try tho. The water pressure.. Now that's another story. Thanks for **** up almost every single shower I've had since your lame asses moved in. They must be the cleanest **** Californians in Oregon if you happen to see them around, but I doubt you'll see them, as they NEVER leave.

2. Retaliation music/bass. Oh this is fun! Anytime we play music, video games, or a movie. s*** sometimes we get it for **** CLEANING, or simply walking around... And it obviously sucks excessively since they are home ALL THE **** TIME.

3. Kitchen cupboard slamming if we go anywhere near the kitchen. Still don't know what the **** the deal is with that s***. But whatever floats their boats.

4. When we go out of town, (since we have lives and all). Or vacation, or even if we simply haven't been home for several hours. OH THERE IS MUCH punishment for that. Sometimes when we've been gone a long time, we get what I call the COMBO. Retaliation music/bass, cupboard door slamming, and **** up shower. A **** up shower is so lovely to come home to when you've been camping for 5 days. Such lovely folks they are!

Now I realize this is an old building. We live in the Mexican part of Bend, and there is bullshit noise pretty much ALL the time from everywhere. I've grown accustomed to most of it. These neighbors initially seemed like they could've been cool folks, perhaps we could've shared some bowls.. Had well... They NOT been my crappy neighbors, and if they ever left their tiny dive apartment.