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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject: Blonde Girls With Flat Asses
I know everyone likes to make fun of blondes, but guys... don't we just love to secretly fantasize over blonde girls? Especially the ones whose rear-ends are non-existant and they have a high pitched voice? Man- nothing on this planet is better; unless ofcourse they're home schooled and their flatulence smells like ginger.
So I just thought I'd let the brunettes and fish asians know they can't compete (sorry girls). Blondes with NO or VERY SMALL/TINY ASSES (buttocks) are the greatest thing the planet has to offer. Imagine yourself curressing this fabreeze smelling materialistic spare-ribbed meatsocket? Hey this isn't meant to be an erotic post, but you have to admit the visuals are pleasing.
Also acceptable are blondes (natural or golden) with fake giant silicon breasts. They're hot too. Prefrably high pitched voice or nasily ciggertte voices (see the girl that reads MsNBC in the afternoon). She reminds me of those high-school cheerleaders that always made the brunettes life more differicult than it should have been (and deservidly so).
To make a long post short, this is just to show support to REAL women (i.e. Blondes) and acknowledge that the ones with flat bottoms (whether they come with love handles or without) are the hottest women on the planet. YES- aLL men believe that despite what we say.
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