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<description>If you&apos;ve been wondering who to blame for your puny paycheck, the paucity of your promotions, and the total meltdown of your career, here&apos;s good news. It&apos;s not you who is to blame; it&apos;s your family. &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;No, I&apos;m not talking about that maladjusted bunch of malcontents who sponge off you ...</description>
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<title>Work Daze: A brand new brand you</title>
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<description>Life is so unfair. In today&apos;s economy you actually have work to look for work, taking valuable couch time to counterfeit diplomas, or invent accomplishments like winning the Nobel Prize for Barbecue. &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;It&apos;s just not enough to be a conniver and a kiss-up. These days, you also have to be ...</description>
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<description>Today, we focus on the growth of men growing beards during a period of economic uncertainty that can only be described as &quot;hairy.&quot; &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;According to Christina Binkley, the style columnist for The Wall Street Journal, growing a beard is &quot;one of those tiny luxuries unleashed by unemployment, a time when ...</description>
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<title>Work Daze: Survey says - work is a waste of time</title>
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<description>Listen, if you have work to do, don&apos;t read this column. In this seriously scary economy, when our bitten-down fingernails are holding on to our jobs by rapidly fraying threads, you don&apos;t want to waste time at work. &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Or maybe you do. According to a recent survey from salary.com, a ...</description>
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<description>Revenge is a dish best served cold, or so the philosophers say. If you ask me, revenge is also pretty darn tasty when served hot, warm, frozen, or stuffed into the microwave and nuked. &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Let&apos;s face it, when you&apos;re mad as hell at work, and you&apos;re not going to take ...</description>
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